Why can India NEVER be clean

You might have heard about the various campaigns launched by the Indian Government like "Swachh Bharat Abhiyan (Clean India Mission), 2014", "Total Sanitation Campaign (1999)" for cleaning India. But mere these campaigns are not enough for making India a clean country. When you go out from your home to the streets you will find "Clean India" only a daydream. I list out 5 reasons in support of this conclusion.

1. India is full of 'Spitting Monsers'

Source (Photo by Miran Rijavec)

These monsters are present in every city, every town and village in India. You can find them anywhere; on the roads, in public transports, and on all public places. Every time you take a public transport you will find such 'chewing monsters' as your fellow travellers. Paan or Gutka, whatever it is, they will chew it while making variety of faces. It doesn't take much time when these 'chewing monsters' become 'spitting monsters'.  They spit here and there. They spit everywhere. They don't even care whether you got a newly painted wall of your house, they will always find a corner where they can spit the dirt of their mouth. Every street, every wall and every corner of India has the sign of this master-art.

Unka ho gaya main.... (Part-II)

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Is raaz ko unke samne main laun kaise...

Wo roz guzarti hain samne ki ek gali se,

khud ko saari gali mein main bichaun kaise....

Kehte hain log bahut bolta hai 'Amin' lekin,

unka ho gaya main unko bataun kaise...

Ki is raaz ko unke samne main laun kaise...

Unko ho gaya main, unko bataun kaise...!!

@Amin

P.S.: This is the second  part of my Shayari (Nazm): "Unka ho gaya main....". Read Part-I.

Unka ho gaya main.... (Part-I)

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Ek raaz ki baat hum dil mein dabaye baithe hain,

ki ishq unse karte hain, aur unse hi chupaye baithe hain..

Unki nazarein hain ki kabhi humpe padti hi nahi,

aur hum unki raah mein kabse palke bichaye baithe hain..

Ek raaz ki baat hai jo hum dil mein dabaye baithe hain,

ki ishq unse karte hain, aur unse hi chupaye baithe hain...!!

Unko apna samajhte hain aur khud ko unka banaye baithe hain...

Aur hum kabhi 'kaafir' the is jahan mein,

Aaj unko khuda samajhte hain aur khud ko 'musalma' banaye baithe hain...!!

Aur kab se ye baat hum dil mein dabaye baithe hain,

ki ishq unse karte hain aur unse hi chupaye baithe hain...!! 

@Amin

P.S.: This is the first part of my Shayari (Nazm): "Unka ho gaya main....". Read Part-II.

10 Funny T-Shirts Quotes

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Here are 10 funny quotes written on T-shirts you will love to read.
Read them and Enjoy....!

1. "I was born intelligent, but education ruined me!"
     Bla Bla Bla...

2. "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything!"
     Wives are always Genius...

3. "I can give a headache to an Aspirin!"
     Oh! I doubt...